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'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Love is when you watch television together.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Succession 2

"Goal!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Budget

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Homo Zapiens

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"What would you like to watch again?"

How the goat got square eyes.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."