Binge Watcher Of Budget Speeches Gifts

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Goal!"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

100 best beheadings

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Homo Zapiens

Budget

How the goat got square eyes.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"