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'Cable's not so expensive if you pro-rate the 180 channels we never watch.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'There's nothing on.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Succession 2

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Homo Zapiens

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'