Billing Dispute Debater Pillows

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Recession

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

The United States Public Debt.

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Pandora's box.

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

World Cop.

'Don't worry, there's absolutely nothing wrong with you that throwing a lot of money at it won't cure.'

"Our flag means debt."