Billing Banter Enthusiasts Pillows

Add a humorous touch to any space with our billing banter-themed pillows. Comfortable and funny, they make a playful statement in any living room or office chair.

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Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?" mockup

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

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I am billing, therefore I am.

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"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96." mockup

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

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"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?" mockup

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

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'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.' mockup

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

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My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour. mockup

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

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"I charge by the grain."

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'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!' mockup

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

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"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week." mockup

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

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"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!" mockup

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

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"Hey! You overcharged me by $20." mockup

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

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"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill." mockup

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

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"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?" mockup

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

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'Here, check it by processing my bill.' mockup

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

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'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!' mockup

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

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"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

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