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"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

'That patient's got twelve personalities. Send the bill 'to whom it may concern.''

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Flat tax - equal burden?

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Crisis'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Eurobonds Explained.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

IRS Audit Section

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

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Financial Corruption