Billards Gifts

'My memory has been terrible lately!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Bailiff."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

An infinity pool table

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Biliard Enthusiast

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Disorder in the Court!

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Repossessions

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'