Bollard Buddy Gifts

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

"Do me next."

The Worm Charmer

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Bird Torture.

'I think he's lonely.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

A giant glass of red wine

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Pelobong

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The Sensitive Dude.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Old School Mustaches

'This is my mom and dad.'

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

'If ever you need a shoulder...'

A boy holding a balloon

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'