Bollard Buddy Prints

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

"Do me next."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

The Worm Charmer

Bird Torture.

'I think he's lonely.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

A giant glass of red wine

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Pelobong

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Sensitive Dude.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Old School Mustaches

A boy holding a balloon

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

'If ever you need a shoulder...'

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'