Billiards Gifts

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Now you're snookered!'

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

'How would you have played that last ball?'

Man behind eight ball to pal: 'Come here, Bernie - I found a great hiding place!'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Suddenly, Leo felt an uncontrollable urge to scratch.

The Easter Bunny in August

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'Now let's see some hustle out there, Son.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Play golf on the billiards table.

'Brown into the top pocket.'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

Billards.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Golfer playing pool on the golf course

Billiards and cocks

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'Okay, who put the Billiard ball in the ball machine?'

'Did you have to bring your chicken?'

'When are you going to get these pockets fixed?'

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

'It was only a matter of time.'