Billiards Gifts

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'Now you're snookered!'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Am I bald?'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Suddenly, Leo felt an uncontrollable urge to scratch.

Man behind eight ball to pal: 'Come here, Bernie - I found a great hiding place!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Brown into the top pocket.'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Now let's see some hustle out there, Son.'

The Easter Bunny in August

Play golf on the billiards table.

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

Pool shark

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

'Did you have to bring your chicken?'

'Okay, who put the Billiard ball in the ball machine?'

'When are you going to get these pockets fixed?'

Billards.

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Golfer playing pool on the golf course

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."