Billable Hour Enthusiast Pillows

"Mrs Kimberly, could you please figure out how to bill people for just thinking about me?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'