Billable Hour Enthusiast Gifts

"Mrs Kimberly, could you please figure out how to bill people for just thinking about me?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

Budget reaction.

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.