Bill Procrastinator Pillows

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

The Forever Stamp

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Inactive wear store.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Working from home to-do list.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

The Procrastinatorium.

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'