Bill Payers Club T-Shirts

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

After party at the spill club.

I am billing, therefore I am.

Club insecurity.

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

Birthday party

'The Garrett Club'

"There's no business like show business. . ."

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

Maude finds an embarrassing ladder in her tights.

Please do not feed the lounge lizards.

The world's first caddy.

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

Dual Fuel Bill in Hell

Billy strip: paying bills with a smile.

'He fishes here so often, I now have his mail delivered here.'

'See? I told you she was only interested in your body.'

'I'm not going in there, my feet always stick to the carpet.'