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The 12 Days of Covidmas

"Your bill is due today. To pay it now, press 'pound.' To request a grace period, pound sand."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Economic Prosperity

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

Financial landscape.

It's an I-O-Ewe.