Bill Collector Pillows

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

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'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Financial landscape.

Economic Prosperity

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

Need tickets.