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"He's something new. Our phone bill now has a monthly stub perforation fee."

"Our gas bill's been levelled up."

Caution! Peak power and electric bill shock possible.

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Time Is Money

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."