Biking Badgerer Pillows

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"On your left."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

A smiling badger

When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Bernard Hinault

BMX riding in Bavaria

'How can I put this....?'

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

"Wild Blueberries"

It's much easier on my knees.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

Car on bike.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

'... Well, I don't know where your Daddy got that idea. I have plenty of brand new bikes in my workshop.'

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

'Permission to badger the witness, your honor.'

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

If You Smell Gas.

'I've pumped them up to meet Government inflatory targets.'

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."