Biking Badgerer Mugs

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"On your left."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

A smiling badger

When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Bernard Hinault

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

BMX riding in Bavaria

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

'How can I put this....?'

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"Wild Blueberries"

Car on bike.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'... Well, I don't know where your Daddy got that idea. I have plenty of brand new bikes in my workshop.'

Motorbike with side car is chased by a dog with a side car.

'Permission to badger the witness, your honor.'

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

'I've pumped them up to meet Government inflatory targets.'

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'

If You Smell Gas.

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

"My customers never heard fax or e-mail either."

'Go check on Chad. He either tore some ligaments, or his 48-hour life span just ended.'