Biking Badass Pillows

Bernard Hinault

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Tattoos sagging with time

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Biker chopper shopper

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

Absurd motorbike

"You had me at hell."

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Family Sidecar

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Old School Mustaches

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."