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'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Draw your own path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

A smiling cyclist

You had me at vintage.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Take a hike.

Fork in the trail.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

"David's a compulsive rambler"

Danger Signs.

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Danger, uneven surface ahead.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'