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"It turns out the thing that makes my career fulfilling is making more money than other people."

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

'We've gone into partnership.'

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Savory Types

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"