Bigwig Blazer Gifts

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Draw your own path."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

You had me at vintage.

A smiling cyclist

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Take a hike.

Fork in the trail.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

"David's a compulsive rambler"

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

Danger, uneven surface ahead.

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Danger Signs.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"