Big Tech T-Shirts

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Give us a chip."

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

Facebook in Crisis

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

"You new guys should fit in working here."

Pollution and money

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Welcome! We're the big box store that never forgets your face.

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"We tried crowdsourcing the data, but the crowd turned into an angry mob and threw bogus data at us."

"My 'smart' doll doesn't say much, but she sure is a good listener!"