Big Pharma Skeptics Gifts

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Make him take 15 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!

"Relax! They'll be gone soon. . ."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Profits for Big Pharma

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Good news - we're merging with Pinetree Pharma. They make the cures for all the harm our drugs do."

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

Prescription Drugs '96.

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

'The problem is that you're overmedicated. Luckily there are drugs that can help with that.'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

GMOs

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

Stupid medicine - Shake Well Before Using.

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

"Yes, healthcare costs too much in the U.S., but overmedicating patients is expensive."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"This will buy you four months.