Big Papi Fan Gifts

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When did she start crawling?"

Litter Tray Training

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Clown Skis.

Man building a tree house

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

A Giant at the Airport.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

New dad.

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"Here are all of my dependents."

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

Bubbie Selfies

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'

"Is this seat taken?"

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Best Dad Ever

At home with the Pope.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'No, it's not hot off the grill... we're having zebra that's been sitting out in the sun.'

"She has your soul patch."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

Le Roi Kong

World's Best Dad

Best Dad Ever

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."