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"WHich one is mine?"

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Philip Marlow family

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

SnowmanBig City

The shadow

Dashiell Hammett

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

'He knew too much!'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Dashiell Hammett

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Plastic surgeon's here.

"Film blanc."