Brown-noser Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

Happy Easter

"WHich one is mine?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Surprise in the salad bowl

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Gimme the carrot!"

Easter Egg Island

"Which one's yours?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Stockwell's day

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"You see, Peter... You're no bunny until some bunny loves you."

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"This must be Easter Island!"

The Rabbit Meeting.

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Springtime rabbits.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'