Big-footed Fashionista T-Shirts

Here comes trouble...

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

The Dandy

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

Australian punk

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Elton John

Crocodile Shoes

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Museum of dog memorabilia

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Work clothes.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'