Quirky Foot Fashionista T-Shirts

"I'm going to call them 'slippers.'"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Snapshots in Time

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

The latest in Eyewear.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."