Big-footed Fashionista Mugs

Here comes trouble...

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Dandy

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Australian punk

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Museum of dog memorabilia

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'He's having a bad feather day.'

A monkey in a suit

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Work clothes.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Winter Coat