Big Foot Acceptor T-Shirts

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

"Bigfoot"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Clown Skis.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Dashiell Hammett

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

The Big Foot Book.

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

Arm and leg wrestling.

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'I've bought Dad a new stumbling block.'

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'

'Your job is too big.'

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

'Thank-you for the flowers. I'll just pop them in a very small vase.'

'I said they're playing our song!'

'I'll buy them if you let me carry them out in a size '5' box?'

The Clown business is tough, kid ... I had to step on a lot of toes to get where I am today!

Inland Revenue Area 4 - No, I'm not arm wrestling you double or nothing.

A man's wife locks the door when he comes back from fishing.

'Turn it down Sir - you're disturbing the peas.'

Here comes trouble...