Big Fan Moment Gifts

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'You made me jump.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Bull with gun

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Avoid texting valentine's messages

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

"He doesn't talk much. But whatever you do, don't give him your phone number. He will blow up your text."

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

Magician's trick

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"

The World's Longest Sandwich.

"He's been more active in the bedroom since he put the dartboard up."