Big Dipper Devotee Pillows

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

Looking Daggers

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

Digger.

'Shakin' bacon.'

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

Dive in...

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

'Uh-oh.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Gerald knew what had to be done. It was time to thin the herd.

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

Unusual Dip Warning