Big Dipper Devotee Gifts

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'Shakin' bacon.'

Looking Daggers

Digger.

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded. O

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

Jackson Pollack

Dive in...

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'Uh-oh.'

Gerald knew what had to be done. It was time to thin the herd.

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.