Big Brother Watchdog Pillows

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

A Little Extra

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Bush farewell.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

HUAWEI 5G

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

Automatic Congressman

From Street Walker to Call Girl

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Donald Trump

EU Deal