Big Brother Watchdog T-Shirts

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

HUAWEI 5G

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

EU Deal

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"