Bicoastal Journeyers Pillows

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

Holiday time.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Sandy Floss

California Beverages Map

Progress?

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

Bike Rides

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

I told you not to touch its belly.

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

The tide was out.

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

"Exactly how far does the tide go out as Southend."

"You are going on a long journey. . ."