Bibliophile's Bar Scene Pillows

"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."

Paul Ree

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Raw Piano Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"You're Bard!"

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'Damn early birds.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

Bad Hare Day

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

“Try to ignore it — it’s just the beer talking.”

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!"