Bibliophile's Bar Scene Gifts

"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."

Paul Ree

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Raw Piano Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Damn early birds.'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"You're Bard!"

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

Bad Hare Day

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"No more for him, he has to drive."

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!"

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

“Try to ignore it — it’s just the beer talking.”