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Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Mobsters at the Beach

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Janet Leigh

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Eye in the sky is watching you.

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.