Biblical Art Lover Gifts

The Creation of Eve (The Holy Bible).

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Adam and Eve Arrested

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'That looks tempting.'

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

Jesus Christo

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.