Biblical Art Lover Gifts

The Creation of Eve (The Holy Bible).

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Regifts of the Magi

Adam and Eve Arrested

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Jesus Christo

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'That looks tempting.'