Beyond Grave Conversationalist Pillows

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

PSA Banter.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Heart To Heart

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

'I chase women, but only to tell them about investment opportunities.'

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

Men telling stories

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

"There's a smidgen of Charlie Rose about you."

"Hey, this is on me!"

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'You must assert yourself more.'

'Nine out of ten doctors think excessive drinking is bad for your health.'

"How does drinking help with your brainstorming ideas?"

"Long time no see! How are you doing?"

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"

Sed Revocare Gradum.