Beyond Grave Conversationalist Mugs

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

PSA Banter.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

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"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Heart To Heart

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

'I chase women, but only to tell them about investment opportunities.'

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

Men telling stories

"There's a smidgen of Charlie Rose about you."

"Hey, this is on me!"

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'You must assert yourself more.'

'Nine out of ten doctors think excessive drinking is bad for your health.'

"Long time no see! How are you doing?"

"How does drinking help with your brainstorming ideas?"

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"

Sed Revocare Gradum.