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"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

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"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

She always said that Harold hogged the covers. Mildred Sims. Harold Sims.

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

,Chrome Sweet Chrome

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

'I'm thinking of changing my Broadband Provider. And my Miliband Provider.'

"The Real Dot Com."

World tour of web pages.

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"

'Gerald likes to keep his mind active with a spot of cyber bullying.'

'I can surf the world with my internet glasses, I just can't see where I am!'

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Crowds gathhering around the internet

"Terry spends ages surfing the net for his important educational material."

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

'The Easter Bunny is getting more hits on his website than mine!'

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'