Betting Humor Aficionado Gifts

Geder Reveal Party

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Football heads...

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Post Game Day Betting.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Football Boomerang.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'