Betting Humor Aficionado Gifts

Geder Reveal Party

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Cat and mouse.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Football heads...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Punishment for the kicker.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Destination casinos...

Team medic spraying deodorant

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Football Boomerang.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'