Bette Davis Devotee T-Shirts

"Before you get comfortable, hon - Bette Davis is twins in this one."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Bond James, Bond."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Silly wig.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Bonk!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

Scot holding a heart.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

Man dressed as a robot.

"So what's your success rate?"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."