Barbie Devotee T-Shirts

Secular Cloisters

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Astral Projection

Tired Barbie

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Barbie Oscars

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Peter Gabriel

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Big Apple Bears

Bunny Trick

A Moosetache.

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

The holidays start earlier every year

"I don't have any treats.But how's this for a trick ?"

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

'Tinkerbell. I'm sorry. It's not you. It's Smee.'

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

"Make me look like this."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"I left my Barbie at home. She doesn't like kids."

The wonderful way Mother Nature signals animals when danger is near.

"Too barbie?"

'...You'll be surprised by how un-surprising it can be around here.'