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"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

Barbie turns fifty.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Tired Barbie

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Dance.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Easter Egg Island

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Magician Playing Golf.

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