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"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Tired Barbie

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Barbie Oscars

Finesse fishing

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Family Portrait

"Yeah, well, I'll have you know that Barbie finds my snoring endearing!"

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

Secular Cloisters

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Bunny Trick

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Hibernation Clock.

The holidays start earlier every year

"I got the part!"

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

The Silence of the Lab.

'...and come March I plan to go mad!'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'